Typically less than $10!!
From your bossโs coffee mug to the break room fridge handle, these labels guarantee maximum confusion and endless laughterโideal for Doctorsโ Day, office potlucks, or just embarrassing your roommate.
Comes in blue or red!
Typically less than $13!!
Prove your maturity is optional with the only shot glass set thatโs more likely to start a conversation about plumbing than fine spirits.
Typically less than $14!!
Transform comfort into comedy with a deliciously soft blanket that boldly asks, have you considered being a tortilla today? Cozy up, roll up, and let the laughs roll in.
Typically less than $10!!
Unwrap the worldโs lightest drink and marvel as confused relatives ponder the physics of gifting absolutely nothing but pure sarcasm and volcanic air.
Typically less than $7!!
Because professionalism is overrated when you can roast a bad parker with 50 cards of pure, sarcastic vengeance.
Typically less than $7!!
Bringing tragedy and comedy to facial hair everywhere, one shiny bauble at a time.
Typically less than $20!!
When you need to make an impression so unforgettable, you mail your thoughts on a potato. Because paper is just so last century.
Your message is sent on a REAL POTATO!
Typically less than $6!!
Fool friends, spark laughs, and remind everyone dreams are overrated with these hilariously convincing fake lottery tickets. Great for office pranks and family comedy relief.
Typically less than $10!!
When maturity is overrated, burn this candle and bask in nutty aromas while your dignity goes up in smoke for forty glorious hours.
Typically less than $8!!
Add water and get underwear, because lifeโs too short for a pants emergency and too funny for boring gifts.
Typically less than $10!!
Bring awkward family moments and questionable humor to your next party with the Roto Wipe prank gift box, proving once and for all that you canโt buy taste, but you can buy laughs.
Typically less than $6!!
Give the gift of laughter with a side of sarcasm. This is the birthday card guaranteed to outshine bland cake and make everyone question your level of maturity in a good way.
INSIDE: "You'll fart rainbows. Happy Birthday"
Typically less than $6!!
Give your friend, colleague, or unlucky significant other the gift of laughter and mild fear with the rudest, funniest birthday card Jules Winnfield would actually send.
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $6!!
Funny birthday card that roasts your vintage friend for still being alive. Ideal for those who love sarcasm, office banter, and surviving another trip around the sun without fossilizing
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $6!!
Snarky, hilarious birthday card for anyone with a sense of humor about aging. Perfect for that friend who needs a gentle reminder that candles now cost more than the cake.
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $7!!
Wish happy birthday with a side of snark. This cheeky LimaLima card for women mocks positivity while making everyone laughโbecause who really takes good vibes seriously anymore?
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $7!!
Give your man the romantic roast he deserves! A funny, cheeky card for boyfriends, husbands, or lovers who can laugh at themselvesโbecause youโre tired of all those mushy, serious cards.
Foil envelope included for extra โwow, they triedโ points.
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $6!!
Send birthday sarcasm with this naughty card for your boyfriend, husband, or unsuspecting fiance.
For birthdays when an eye roll says it all.
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $5!!
Tired of sappy cards? Level up your gifting game with our hilarious, sarcastic romantic joke card for your favorite dude. Ideal for anniversary, birthday, or Valentineโsโbecause love is better with laughter (and a gold seal).
BLANK INSIDE
Typically less than $7!!
Make birthdays hilarious, not boring! This adult card brings the cheeky fun (literally). For that friend who can appreciate a good butt pun and isnโt offended by a little sass.
INSIDE: I hope you have buttloads of fun!
Typically less than $6!!
Send your coworker off in styleโand a little shameโwith this funny โLeavingโ definition card. The perfect sarcastic gift for anyone finally escaping the workplace circus.
Blank inside for your own witty or bitter goodbye!
Typically less than $5!!
Say โgood luckโ with a twistโthis hilarious office goodbye card is the ultimate parting gift for any boss or coworker with an exit strategy and a sense of humor. Waving them out the door never felt so fabulous!
Blank insideโso you can add your own band-worthy banter or just tell them they still owe you a slice of cake.
Typically less than $7!!
Birthdays are great, but you know what really rocks? A card that says โHope Your Birthday Rocksโ and makes them wish their gift receipt was for drum lessons! Whether youโre trolling your bestie, gently roasting a coworker, or keeping the HR department on their toes, this Sleazy Greetings gem is guaranteed to hit a high note.
Blank insideโso you can add your own band-worthy banter or just tell them they still owe you a slice of cake.
Typically less than $10!!
The middle finger duck - with bling! This duck comes with sunglasses, necklace, and a crown. This is a cool novelty to give as a gag, prank, or office decor gift.
Colors: Available in white, black, or pink!
Size: 3.35" x 2.17" x 3.35"
Weight: 2.39 oz.
Material: Durable resin. The highest-quality resin ensures it is sturdy and long-lasting. Won't break easily.
Typically less than $10!!
The middle finger duck you never knew you needed. This very humorous gesture duck is sure to entertain all who receive it or see it. It's a great prank gift as well as a gag gift. It's a subtle message as office decor as well.
Size: 6.54" x 7.32" x 11.97"
Weight: 7.83 oz.
Material: Durable resin. The highest-quality resin ensures it is sturdy and long-lasting. Won't break easily.
Typically less than $10!!
A 3D birthday card from the geniuses at Love Pop!
Relive the cringe-genius of Dunder Mifflinโs Worldโs Best Bossโข with this explosively accurate recreation of Michael Scottโs most meme-worthy moment. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or casual workplace arson (of feelings, not Sprinkles).
Typically less than $6!!
Every office has a Dwight Shrute type, but you can't argue with the logic on this birthday card!
For fans who knowย exactlyย who added "birthday falsehoods" to the Annex whiteboard. This card weaponizes Dwightโs iconic pedantry to deliver the most authentically awkward birthday roast this side of Scranton.
Typically less than $15!!
This one is twice as evil as most prank cards. When they open this beautifully decorated card, the "Happy Birthday" song begins playing...and won't stop until the battery runs out - over 3 hours!
Here's stage two of the prank: If they rip open the card to take the sound device out, they will be showered with glitter! Muhahahaha!
Typically less than $14!!
Unexpected Twist: This funny birthday card isnโt just about a cute puppyโit hides a scare that jumps out to surprise anyone! Combining humor and fright, itโs the perfect prank birthday card.
When they open the card, the ghost face bounces up and down and it screams, really giving them a scary surprise.
You may want to include a fresh pair of clean undies for them to go along with your gift.
You have questions? Work Jester has answers!
This wooden desktop bowling game is a stress reliever, for sure. It's like having an arcade game in your office.
There's no law against painting little faces of your enemies on the pins, either. We checked.ย
Material: Wood (alley), stainless steel (ball), plastic (pins)
Size: 2.05" x 4.49" x 11.93"
Weight: 12 oz.
Typically under $13!!
Funko's Pop TV: The Office's Dwight Shrute! The perfect desk and office decor in a collectible size. Dwight wears a shirt that says, "Shrute Farms Beets"
Material: Vinyl
Size: 3.75" tall
Typically under $8!!
The gift that keeps on giving. 12 different colors, 12 different sarcastic sayings. These aren't just for fun, they have a rubber grip and glide smoothly when writing.
One side has a rubber stylus tip for touch screens, the other is a standard ballpoint pen.
Phrases include:
Ink: Black
Size: 5.5" x 0.4"
Typically under $15!!
The perfect kinetic fidget spinning balls (ADHD or simple boredom) for those long Zoom meetings, conference calls, or when on hold with IT. Keep it spinning!
Colors to choose from:
Material: Aluminum
Size: 1.77" round
Weight: 6.9 oz.
Typically under $14!!
The ultimate revenge prank! You'll cause chaos with this little gem of a device. Choose from three sounds: Beeping, screeching, and CRICKET CHIRPING! There's an on/off switch and pitch changer.
Noises play at random intervals. 4 minutes one time, 45 minutes the next. More options in instruction manual.
Hide the little device in a tissue box, in a plant, in a shoe closet, in a cupboard, in a glove box, in an underwear drawer, on a bookshelf, behind a TV, in a junk drawer - your imagination (and Google) is your only limitation.
THE BATTERY LASTS 3 YEARS! (Lithium metal battery included)
Were you fired? Do you have an evil ex? Someone steal your love? Get cut off in traffic by a coworker?
You know what to do.
Size: 5.71" x 3.82" x 0.67"
Weight: 0.317 oz.
Typically under $13!!
This is ultimate strength fart spray. It smells as real as you can get. The product is named "Wet Farts" if that gives you any indication...
Your victims will be running for fresh air!
Safe and non-toxic.
Size: 1.43" x 1.43" x 1.43"
Weight: 1.76 oz.
Typically under $9!!
Comes with SEVEN identical vivid, realistic, stretchable tongues!! The prank ideas are only limited by your imagination...and your evil level.ย
This classic prop is perfect for magic tricks, scary Halloween pranks, or simple straight up pranking. Easy to learn, easy to master.
Size: 2.3" Long x 1.5" Wide x .47" Thick
Typically under $10!!
Besides the palm buzzer and the whoopie cushion, the fake barf prank never fails - if done properly, of course. This one is real looking with chunks and pieces and everything!
Place in a restroom, near a trash can, in the break room, in a conference room, the options are limitless.
Size: 7" x 5"
Typically under $8!!
At this price, you'll get 25 prank stickers! Talk about endless hilarity. Place them around the office, in a public restroom, on a bulletin board, at your kid's school...your options are limitless.
The unsuspecting prank victim will think that scanning the QR code with their smart phone's camera will get them free WiFi. When they scan it, their phone will open a YouTube Shorts video playing the classic "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley! Immediately, they'll see the words, "Gotcha!" and then "You just got RickRolled!"
Size: 2" x 2"
Typically under $15!!
This is one of the easiest pranks to pull. If they know you're a prankster, it's best to leave it on their desk or somewhere they won't suspect it's from you!
The Spider Prank Box will provide years and years of solid gold pranking. Heck, get two...or three.
Also available in a mini version!
Size: 5" x 3.5" x 5"
Material: Solid pine wood varnished finish. Very durable.
Weight: 12 oz.
Typically under $18!!
They can live vicariously through this Screaming Goat Button! They'll let off some backed up steam without throttling one of your co-workers (or YOU!).
Also available with other sayings!
Size: 3.5" round
Typically under $16!!
Give this to a coworker who feels a bit overwhelmed. This great smelling (lavender), great looking candle says "My Last Nerve: Oh Look...It's On Fire" and it's probably true!
Eco-Friendly & Natural Ingredients (No black smoke!):
Also available with other sayings!
Color: Brown jar, white candle
Size: 1.9" W x 3.9" H
Weight: .44 lbs.
Typically under $13!!
Your coworker will seem like such a supportive, positive person...until they take a sip of coffee, that is. That's when you'll see the one finger salute!
It's a hilarious surprise that both sends a cheerful message along with how they really feel.
Dishwasher safe. Also available in white.
Material: Ceramic
Size: 4" W x 5" H
Capacity: 10.7 oz.
Typically under $8!!
Sometimes, circumstances require a strong note and this one does the trick very nicely. It's the perfect gift for the coworker who gets as frustrated as you do.
Other notepads also available:
Details: Pad contains 50 sheets on a hard chipboard backing
Size: 4" x 5.25"
Typically under $10!!
This pencil holder comes with over 100 flame note cards and three compartments for office supplies. It's easier than ever to let everyone know the state of the company with this ultimate metaphor!
Material: Durable engineered wood
Size: 2.56" D x 4.13" W x 5.71" H
Weight: 16 oz.
Typically under $10!!
You'll make EVERYONE laugh when they open these gigantic panties. Great gift for a man or a woman!
Designs available:
Material: 100% polyester.
One Size: XXL
Package Size: 7.08" x 4.3" x 1.18"
Weight: 3.36 oz.
Typically under $16!!
The perfect gift for the executive bathroom. Instead of potty training, they can practice putter training!
This toilet golf game comes with a 3D printed golf course scene for a realistic looking scene...if they squint so they don't see the bathroom scene.
What's Included: A putter, 3 golf balls, and a 3D mat.
Material: Plastic.
Size: 16.9" x 5.5" x 2.2"
Weight: 8 oz.
Typically under $10!!
These are cute kitty butt coasters...until someone lifts their drink. Perfect gift for the cat lovers in your office.
Care: Easy to clean. Hand wash with warm water - THESE cats don't mind getting a bath.
Material: Soft, non-slip rope.
Size: 5.9" x 4.9"
Weight: 1.13 oz.
Typically under $15!!
Make them the star of the next company picnic with this liquor flask disguised as a court ordered ankle monitor. Instead of being behind bars, they'll be the open bar!
This 5 oz. plastic flask will hold over 3 full shots worth of liquor.
Size: 2.5" D x 3.5" W x 3.25" H
Typically under $10!!
Whoever is lucky enough to get this Bullshit Button as a gift will hear one of five BS phrases each time they press it. Finally, they can call it like they see it.
Phrases like:
When pressed, the button also flashes light and plays loud sound effects.
Batteries (2 AAA) are included, so it's ready to call BS right out of the box.
Size: 5" x 5" x 2"
Weight: 2.4 oz.
Typically under $20!!
The burning question is "Would you protect your friend?" the answer is "I'd Punch a Bitch for You...Right in the Throat"
This stylish (well...) candle in a tin jar (w/ lid) will burn for 50-60 hours.
Materials:
Candle - Pure handmade natural wax. Scented (gardenias).
Wick - Lead-free cotton and will not produce black smoke when lighted.
Size: 3" W x 3.3" H
Weight: 9 oz.
Typically under $10!!
A knitted poop emoji with an uplifting message: "In a world full of turds, be the one that sparkles"
Designed to be durable with yarn that resists fading, shedding, and wear. They'll be proud to show their turd to the office.
Size: 1.18" x 0.28" x 1.97"
Typically under $14!!
A gift for literally ANY occasion.
Replenish your co-worker's amount of fucks to give by 100 (literally). They'll thank you for it.
Each bottle contains 100 fucks. Depending on the type of office your friend works in, you might want to get two more jars.
Hand crafted, hand designed with fucking love.
Size: 2.3 inch (width), 4.4 inch (height)
Materials:
โข Wood is from non-endangered tree species (they felt safe when they were cut down and chopped up and carved into fucks)
โข Glass jar (unfortunately from very endangered glass)
โข Cork (no word on the size of its family before it was taken)
$7.99*
Here's a Valentine's Day card that will get them laughing.
Outside: "Happy Valentineโs Day, thanks for always putting up with my shit"
Inside: BLANK (it's up to you to be sweet...or not)
Card Size: 5"x7"
Envelope Size: 5.2"x7.2"
* Spit to seal envelope not included
Typically under $7!!
Great For Your Desk!
Here's something cheap and versatile!
โข A proposal gag (she won't mind)
โข For unsuspecting desk visitors (most of them deserve it)
โข A white elephant gift (they'll never forget it)
โข For your favorite frienemy (passive aggressiveness at its best)
โข For your kid's bad report card (it's well-deserved)
The uses are endless, plentiful over the years, and the item is cheap. Get one (or two!) today. You will never, ever regret it.
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